Guy with middle finger drawing4/14/2024 ![]() Here are some of my pathetic attempts to draw hand turkeys:Īww! This one reminds me of a depressing, yet genetically feasible Catdog. ![]() I am posting them here in confidence that you will respect my sensitivity on this subject and not criticize me for my shameful attempt to draw such a clearly difficult animal. And to prove it to all of you, I’ve posted many of my own attempts at drawing this tricky finger-fowl. Unfortunately, I can never draw a hand turkey that amazing. This person is an artist at hand turkeys, which is both impressive and sad at the same time. No, I didn’t draw this one, you insensitive dicks. Here’s an example of what one looks like. You create them by tracing your hand onto a sheet of paper, drawing a beak, an eye, and a turkey’s neck-scrotum (does anybody know what those red dangly bits are called?) onto the thumb, and then coloring it in with fall colors. But until you do, Hand turkeys are an arts and crafts project done by children around thanksgiving to celebrate the animal we are going to roast and devour. Really, just how awful were your parents and teachers? You should probably go have a talk with them about it. I’m telling you this now because Thanksgiving is a mere two days away, and I’d be thankful if you guys didn’t make such a huge fucking deal about it.įor those of you who don’t know what a hand turkey is, I’d like to apologize for your terrible and joyless childhood. Yes, despite my good looks, my rockin’ bod, my intellect, my writing ability, and my enchanting singing voice, I do have one failing. I know that all of you think that I am perfect, and while that is nearly the case, It is not completely true.
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